One would hope that elected officials would at least have the tools to write a coherent sentence or two explaining why they should be elected to represent the people. Apparently, one’s hopes would be dashed, as one Imgur userfound out by looking through theOfficial California Voter Info Guide thathas the list of nominees for US Senate.

Each candidate got to write a paragraph about themselves and, after reading the whole thing, the userconcluded that most of these people “shouldn’t be trusted with scissors, yet alone a Senate position.”

To prove his point, he got out the old red pen and did a little grading himself.

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This Imgur userobviously has strong religious feelings, but there is a slightly creepy vibe given off by this man’s Ted Bundy-ish appearance.

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Not even sure what’s going on with this one.

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