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On a scale of mental explosions 1 to Britney Spears, I would say I’m about a Shia Labeouf rn

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 6, 2016 at 5:01 am PDT

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Ahhh the golden age of phones- the hot pink Motorola Razr age of telephones( FOLLOW US ON SNAP: MyTherapistSays )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 20, 2016 at 1:45 pm PDT

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Me when I bounce the line at the bar #thuglife #SoundOn (@ sonny5ideup )

A video posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 27, 2016 at 9:07 pm PDT

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and neither do any of the bad decisions I move haha right ?!* deletes all drunk text indicate*( follow us on snarl: MyTherapistSays )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 11, 2016 at 4:31 am PDT

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My strategies consist of trying to watch every Netflix show possible and eating my heavines in nutrient. (@ girlsthinkimfunny )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 8, 2016 at 6:12 pm PDT

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Trainwrecks 4eaeae @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 20, 2016 at 8: 41 am PDT

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There’s surely a difference between emptines and wearines … I just haven’t figured it out yet @mybestiesays @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 19, 2016 at 8: 43 am PDT

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“Cool, whatever, I don’t even care. Over it. O-v-e-r it.”* screams internally* @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 17, 2016 at 6:50 pm PDT

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Weekend vibes? @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 15, 2016 at 11:43 am PDT

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I hate you, but that doesn’t mean you can leave! @menotgivingafuck @themilkshaker

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 14, 2016 at 3:49 pm PDT

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Thanks for doing the cancelling for me- I was running out of elaborated condones @mybestiesays @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 14, 2016 at 5:08 am PDT

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* watched law and order once* Well, this case is now unclassified and solved. @menotgivingafuck

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 14, 2016 at 7:26 am PDT

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Today, tomorrow, ever. @mybestiesays @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 13, 2016 at 8: 29 am PDT

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“No, Jessica, a pic of me next to the bathroom throwing( up) the agreement signal is not’ cute'” @martinisandmayhem

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 12, 2016 at 8: 39 pm PDT

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* life is constant clumsy time* “Ha ha, good one God! ” @friend_of_bae

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 12, 2016 at 2:37 pm PDT

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This whole waking up every morning circumstance is get a little excessive tbh @mybestiesays @mybestiesays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 12, 2016 at 7:02 am PDT

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I am either Joey or chandler in this situation there’s no in between. FOLLOW US ON SNAP: MyTherapistSays

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 12, 2016 at 5:03 am PDT

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“Are you still mad that I forgot to put you in my Msn name in’ 04? “* indignantly scoffs* “AM I STILL MAD” @sonny5ideup

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 11, 2016 at 12:04 pm PDT

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When I recognise I’m wrong halfway through an dispute: “Ok, but why are you yell ..? “

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 9, 2016 at 7:17 pm PDT

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When you ended singing Love Yourself on your ex’s voicemail was a good idea (@ drunkfail )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 8, 2016 at 9:54 am PDT

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It’s like looking forward to the future #melatertn FOLLOW Mytherapistsays on snapchat !!

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 8, 2016 at 5:36 am PDT

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Yes I am proficient at Excel #PoorKelly

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Apr 7, 2016 at 9:53 am PDT

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Also, 2006 was a decade ago. What. The. Fuck. #helpimold #2016isaboutrealizingthings

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Me when i think I’m having a coherent discussion w a guy after a few( 20) drinks #hewantsme #SoundOn (@ drunkfail )

A video posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 25, 2016 at 8: 46 pm PDT

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Why do I keep doing this to myself when I know I dislike people already ?!?!?!( Follow us on snap at MyTherapistSays) (@ taylormeno )

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It’s not even tmrw yet and I’m already looking forward to coming home from make and doing precisely this( DM for puppy creds )

A video posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 21, 2016 at 9:08 pm PDT

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and “theyre saying” I’m not coordinated … (@ stupidresumes )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 21, 2016 at 7:26 am PDT

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Go away Monday stop ruining my Sunday brunch- this is a sacred religion ordeal for me( dog= @itsdougthepug )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 20, 2016 at 11:48 am PDT

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My confidence exactly started from Beyonc at the Super Bowl to roast potato real quick #cancellingplans

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 18, 2016 at 6:22 pm PDT

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Made the rainwater fall down and wake my fantasies, let it wash away my sanity- oooh is that a McDonald’s? #tbt( DM for hound creds )

A photo posted by My Therapist Says … (@ mytherapistsays) on Mar 17, 2016 at 2:29 pm PDT

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So who’s the real winner here? (@ masipopal )

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